If Jesus was a Christian (a poem juxtaposing the life of Jesus and the modern day Christian).

Bodyguards would have barricaded,

And the blood would still be an issue.
Offerings bowls would be passed around,
To feed the multitude.
To Jerusalem, a convoy of cars,
He would need- A grand entrance
For Pilate, an army of lawyers,
To mount defence.
The woman in Samaria would continually thirst,
Because he has ethnic preference.
The merchants in church would bring returns.
and He would build universities his members can't afford.
In his 'holiness', he won't wash dirty feet,
For his reverence, he won't sleep in the streets.
Miracles would be public spectacles,
Lazarus would have paid a handful.
The blind man would lean on his staff,
Waiting for the angel to stir the water.
He would have sold his soul to the devil,
for the riches of the world.
He would send the 'holy ghost' fire,
To consume Judas,
The cup of life would have passed over,
And he would be another Jonah.
He would have used the courts,
To block the pains of the cross.
Asking not forgiveness,
for the mob that cursed.
he would never have died like a thief,
To bring humanity everlasting relief
Because Jesus was not Christian.

Before you start throwing tantrums, this is a poem juxtaposing the life of Jesus and the modern day Christian.

by Afroxyz

Friend...!!!! (A Spoken Word Poetry Piece)

"I always prefer male friends to female, they don't gossip" , she said, "and well, they are just my friends", she added. Now my best friend is all broken hearted,

and I'm getting drunk on his behalf,

She says, "they are just my friends".

I saw her with a guy,

they were too close for comfort,

I told my friend,

"well, you know, she is very friendly", he said.

She says, "they are just my friends".

I heard she went visiting the baddest player in da hood.

She went in the morning, came out at night.

My friend asked her about it,

she said, "we were just watching movies" .

All day???

She says, "they are just my friends".

I saw her in the nite club,dancing freely and wildly,

but none of the guys was my friend.

At 3am, she got into one of the guys' car,

well, I guess I can assume he dropped her at home at that time, right???

She says, "they are just my friends".

Now she is pregnant, and doesn't know who is the baby's father.

Is it my friend's?

Nope, they had never had sex

cos she had said, she "is" a virgin.

Pregnant virgin, thats a miracle!!!

Reminds of somebody in the bible.

Well, what can I say?

Too bad she didn't make me too a "friend",

that's why am drunk,

I was not her " friend".

by Olulu